12 definitions by nebuchadnezzar

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good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.
by Nebuchadnezzar January 09, 2004
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When no matter how you try to succeed and get people's hopes up, you fuck up 3 times in a row (usually within a year) and ruin you or someone else's hopes.
A true Philadelphia Hat Trick: Eagles, Flyers, and Smarty Jones
by Nebuchadnezzar June 07, 2004
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A French progressive rock band credited with inventing the zeuhl subgenre. They are famous for chronicling the tales of the fictional planet Kobaia throughout their discography. Their songs are written in a fictional language known as Kobaian, a language for which there is currently no translation. Their opus magnum is generally considered the third album in their chronicles, Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh. Christian Vander was the frontman. The band displayed heavy jazz and classical influences.
"Da Zeuhl wortz Mekanik" and "Hortz Fur Dehn Stekhen West" are Magma songs.

I went to see Magma at NEARFest last year.
by Nebuchadnezzar March 05, 2005
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a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
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A religious group of people who worships the divine Kozzuh.
Thou shalt worship the Kozzuh.
by Nebuchadnezzar April 22, 2003
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n. A good coach that ended up with the worst team in the worst city (Philadelphia) and a loser named Iverson that finally left for Detroit and immediately win the championship

v. to rise from the filth and trash, which is holding you back, thereby succeeding and attaining your greatest dreams immediately after
Larry Brown is a good coach. Iverson is a shit player. He proved it to you biotches!!

After living in Philadelphia, i decided to Larry Brown it out of there and I became a millionaire.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 18, 2004
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two definitions:

1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)

2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice
My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.

That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 14, 2004
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