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Pastram

Often hunted during the fall in the Northeastern United States, Pastrams are furry little white animals similar in size to possums. Despite being overhunted, the Pastram has shown the abnormal ability to procreate at higher levels during the hunting season. Evidence indicates that they have the innate collective instinct to control their population base. They tend to habitate areas with varying climatic conditions and thrive in vegetative areas with moderate precipitation. Although mostly inland creatures, they have been known to stray towards coastal areas. Genus name is Pastramis Fishicus.
New York has the best pastrami sandwiches because they hunt them upstate and ship them fresh right down to the city. The Carnegie Deli actually hires its own pastram hunters rather than deal with a middle man.
by Nathan Tiberius October 26, 2007
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ghost

A term meaning you're leaving. Similar to "outta here."
I don't like those people you invited over so I'm ghost.
by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007
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twusted

I drank so much last night I was twusted.
by Nathan Tiberius August 1, 2007
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Hamster on a Wheel

Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.
I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.
by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007
mugGet the Hamster on a Wheelmug.

Screwball Academy

The worst movie of all time. If googled, there are only a handful of mentions and it is next to impossible to find a VHS copy of it anywhere
I saw Screwball Academy and the last line was, "...have fun, cause things don't go 'round forever."
by Nathan Tiberius October 24, 2007
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Pharma

Slang for a pharmaceutical company or the pharmaceutical industry.
Big Pharma is not showing the stock gains it did in the 90's.
by Nathan Tiberius August 10, 2007
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Ya Prick Ya

Calling someone a prick and emphasizing that the prick is indeed that individual aka "you."
Quit bothering me and get out of here ya prick ya!
by Nathan Tiberius August 11, 2007
mugGet the Ya Prick Yamug.

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