terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by Nathan Burns November 08, 2006

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

loving the alien

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.

Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

kenny rogers

Similar to an Abe Lincoln, but with white pubes from an older person.

I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.

by Nathan Burns September 14, 2006

french marines

N. Feces, V (deploy) to deficate. Named so because the French Marines are shit.

I'd give it a few minutes before using the bathroom. I just deployed the French Marines.

by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006