nathan burns's definitions

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

left over

People that are not very intelligent. They tend toward menial jobs that require little or no thought. People with low ambition that are a drain on society. Loser

I had a run in with the left over at grocery store today. I asked him where the cucumbers were and he pointed me to the squash.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shitaroo

A general term meant to include everything in a group. A hillbilly term similar to mess.

After we cleaned the fish, Joe Bob put the whole shitaroo in the freezer for next months fish fry.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

sherriff

Name given to people who walk around with pagers, cell phones, etc. on their belts. Called so because they look like law enforcement officers who wear their badges in the same way.

Do you see that guy over there with the phone and pager on his belt?

Who, the sherriff?

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

wrestle the gnome

TO masturbate. Turning Japanese.

I'm going to stay home and wrestle the gnome tonight.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

terminators

N. The overly big sunglasses given out by eye doctors after they have dilated your pupils for an eye exam. N. Name given to the elderly who are frequently seen wearing said glasses in public, but not necessarily after eye exams.

I rear ended some terminators in a buick today. Luckily they didn't have their "plasma rifles in the 40 watt range" with them or I'd be toast.

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006