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Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.
"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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Bob: "That we know of."
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Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
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Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
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Get the bougar mug.Honeybee: “Ugh, it's so cold in here, my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there?”
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Honeybee: “I get it, your mom is haunting you like a Julianne Moore performance, but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once.”
Wolf: “Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, I bet this place is a total anus.”
Honeybee: “Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2024
Get the funanigans mug.Nick: I thought you guys were at a cool high school party.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
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Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
Val: We did make an appearance, grabbed some tit. That part was rad. But when you get to be our age, you'll see those parties, they're full of fakers, they're full of skanks.
Andrew: Would you two care to play some "Hooker Killer: Vatican City" with us?
Kurt: Game's for babies. You guys want to see some real sex?
Nick: We already saw your neighbors.
Val: We're talking about one of the greatest pornographic works in the history of skinema. It stars the Italian Stallion himself, Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
Maury: Oh, that's my buddy Frank's brother.
Val: Did it before he was famous.
Kurt: Just a struggling actor with a thick, meaty cock.
by natalie portmanteaux July 3, 2023
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