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Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"
by natalie portmanteaux June 13, 2021
Get the chitchmug. Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”
by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024
Get the abso-slut-lymug. Apronym, a portmanteau of apropos and acronym, is a word which, as an acronym or backronym, has a meaning related to the meaning of the words constituting the acronym or backronym; such as PLATO for "Programmed Logic for Automated Teaching Operations" alluding to Plato, the philosopher and teacher.
"Oral tradition indicates that the fish was the recognition symbol of the first Christians. The Greek word for it is ICHTYS, with the individual letters of the apronym for Iesòus Christòs Theòu Yiòs Sotèr (Jesus Christ the Son of God the Savior)."
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
Get the apronymmug. Danny: "Yep, there's some things you just gotta see. Like those lovebirds over there. Or this guy, pulling off business and casual. Bisasual. Or me about to steal half of this guy's sub."
Guy: "Huh?"
Danny: "You better eat it fast because I'm coming."
Guy: "Huh?"
Danny: "You better eat it fast because I'm coming."
by natalie portmanteaux December 17, 2022
Get the bisasualmug. Tina: "Then they Quantum Leapt into the future to the day of their double wedding with Tina and Jimmy Jr., and they all lived happily ever after. And Sir Bob and Linda were also married, and then they had a baby with a tail because they were cousins. The end."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023
Get the kisspermug. Lana: "I'm choosing to be good at my job and let positive things come."
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"
Archer: "Like Ray getting more chances to kill us with his arrogance and incompetence?"
Cheryl: "Incobegence!"
by natalie portmanteaux October 14, 2022
Get the incobegencemug. Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
Get the scausemug.