open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

by Nasty Nate October 02, 2003

meno

A mexican or latin person who can hardly speak english. Comes from "Me no speaka"

We don't want some menos coming around here stealing our shit.

by Nasty Nate March 22, 2005

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

nekkid puerto rican girl

My favorite type of woman, especially when she calls me "Papi!"

Muy bonita!

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

yo mama

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

by Nasty Nate October 03, 2003

man titties

This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!

Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!

by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003