UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

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Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye

Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.

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Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.

MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!

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Josh Giddey

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).

Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023

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