psycategy

a plan, method, or series of psychological maneuvers or stratagems cats employ in order to take over the world.

Purring, chasing lasers, coughing up hairballs... it's all part of their psycategy!

by myk247365 January 12, 2016

Bonership

Ownership of a bone-headed move.

"Well, I guess I have to take bonership of that one." Mike said after the wedding cake fell off the tailgate on to the ground.

by myk247365 June 13, 2025

pre-sneezin

The short spasms of inhalation before a sneeze.

Thanks for the tissue, but I didn't make it past the pre-sneezin.

by myk247365 October 07, 2017

Susphishous

A voicemail or text message that you know is legit but still has all the hallmarks of a phishing scam.

I know this text from my medical clinic is for real, but it sure looks susphishous.

by myk247365 December 20, 2024

riofloxin

Fictional gas used to debilitate Mike in American Ultra. It also blows Phoebe's cover.

I authorize you to use riofloxin gas

by myk247365 March 31, 2020

Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.

I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...

by myk247365 July 14, 2025