mxc luver's definitions

ernie reyes jr

Kick ass martial artist who was in teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, and most recently in the rundown.

"so which one of you ladies wanna take a ride with me? dream on dweeb. yeah well when i do ill dream of something a little thinner!"

by mxc luver December 12, 2004

mxc

best show on tv the captain really airs the show, has funniest quotes ever guy ledouche is funny guy, frequently uses babagonoosh.

(1)"he went down and sniffed his own bagdad"

(2)"OH UR DIRTY girl, yeah i need to be hosed off, oh guy has a hose, oh u creep GUY LIKE"

by mxc luver December 4, 2004

punk bitch

from the movie rush hour, when the chinese cook and chris tucker are fighting over how greasy the food is tucker is called a punk bitch and responds u the punk bitch.

chinese cook: I NO PUNK BITCH!!!!!

by mxc luver December 5, 2004

buddha

Slang street term for weed, marijuana, ganja ECT.

"Yes, never smoke the sess
Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest"-Da Lench Mob

by mxc luver December 9, 2004

cum

can be used meaning your having an orgasm or the ooze/juice that comes out of both sexes during before orgasm

1-oooooooo fuck yeah im gonna CUM!!

2-ewwwwww theres cum everywhere!!

by mxc luver December 16, 2004

punk ass white boy

said frequently by chris tucker in movies like rush hour

oh you want it like that you PUNK ASS WHITE BOY!!!

by mxc luver December 13, 2004

guy ledouche

Pronounced GEE Ledouche a member on MXC (takeshi's castle) who tells the games and interviews fallen contestants. Dubbed with a perverted french mans voice but even without the dubbing he seems perverted. Also has perverted needs and is seems to go for any type of sex know matter who or what you are

1- "crawling in the deep dank region looking and straining for a thick black vein!"
2-bathe me NOW!

3-repeated line Guy like!

4-Vic: And coming up last is Milker Shanks, he's a bull milker.
Kenny: What kind of cheese comes from that?
Vic: I don't know, but it doesn't belong on a bagel.

5-B'jork: I have disgraced my family.
Guy LeDouche: How so?
B'jork: In my country you disgrace your family if your breasts get wet.
Guy LeDouche: Um, Guy will dry them off for you. Ahahahahaha!

by mxc luver December 17, 2004