ernie reyes jr

Kick ass martial artist who was in teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, and most recently in the rundown.
"so which one of you ladies wanna take a ride with me? dream on dweeb. yeah well when i do ill dream of something a little thinner!"
by mxc luver December 12, 2004
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porkroast

Nickname given to mxc contestant on "country kids versus city kids" he is the fat asian kid.
"YOU CALLIN me FAT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!"

GUY LEDOUCHE- OH YES I AM
by mxc luver December 17, 2004
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choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.
YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!
by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004
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homo

(1)yo man thats shit's homo

(2)Yo dont go near that punk bitch he's a homo
by mxc luver December 09, 2004
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circle jerk

A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"
Oh looks like you've picked purple, your going against the purple dong!
by mxc luver December 12, 2004
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guy ledouche

Pronounced GEE Ledouche a member on MXC (takeshi's castle) who tells the games and interviews fallen contestants. Dubbed with a perverted french mans voice but even without the dubbing he seems perverted. Also has perverted needs and is seems to go for any type of sex know matter who or what you are
1- "crawling in the deep dank region looking and straining for a thick black vein!"
2-bathe me NOW!

3-repeated line Guy like!

4-Vic: And coming up last is Milker Shanks, he's a bull milker.
Kenny: What kind of cheese comes from that?
Vic: I don't know, but it doesn't belong on a bagel.

5-B'jork: I have disgraced my family.
Guy LeDouche: How so?
B'jork: In my country you disgrace your family if your breasts get wet.
Guy LeDouche: Um, Guy will dry them off for you. Ahahahahaha!
by mxc luver December 17, 2004
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punk ass white boy

said frequently by chris tucker in movies like rush hour
oh you want it like that you PUNK ASS WHITE BOY!!!
by mxc luver December 13, 2004
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