mxc LUVER's definitions

ernie reyes jr

Kick ass martial artist who was in teenage mutant ninja turtles 2, and most recently in the rundown.

"so which one of you ladies wanna take a ride with me? dream on dweeb. yeah well when i do ill dream of something a little thinner!"

by mxc luver December 12, 2004

mxc

best show on tv the captain really airs the show, has funniest quotes ever guy ledouche is funny guy, frequently uses babagonoosh.

(1)"he went down and sniffed his own bagdad"

(2)"OH UR DIRTY girl, yeah i need to be hosed off, oh guy has a hose, oh u creep GUY LIKE"

by mxc luver December 4, 2004

punk bitch

from the movie rush hour, when the chinese cook and chris tucker are fighting over how greasy the food is tucker is called a punk bitch and responds u the punk bitch.

chinese cook: I NO PUNK BITCH!!!!!

by mxc luver December 5, 2004

cum

can be used meaning your having an orgasm or the ooze/juice that comes out of both sexes during before orgasm

1-oooooooo fuck yeah im gonna CUM!!

2-ewwwwww theres cum everywhere!!

by mxc luver December 16, 2004

buddha

Slang street term for weed, marijuana, ganja ECT.

"Yes, never smoke the sess
Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest"-Da Lench Mob

by mxc luver December 9, 2004

circle jerk

A game on MXC where contestants pick a ball out of a box and the color they get determines who they face. It is kinda like sumo wrestling. There is always 2 scrawny guys a muscle guy and the master sumo man, and sometimes raplh is there too with his famous "the green teabagger"

Oh looks like you've picked purple, your going against the purple dong!

by mxc luver December 12, 2004

rush hour

Funniest movie series in the world, which has the funniest quotes....teams up actors which make a great team...making these movies classic....supposedely coming out with a 3rd one this summer....

chan-wut is up my nigga

black guy in pool place- BOY u better watch yo mouth!

RUMBLE STARTS

(2) Carter- thats not a cigarette thats cigaweed!
(3)Carter- This food is mad greasy chin u tryin to sell a box of grease
Chinese guy- you a punk bitch
Carter- IM NO PUNK BITCH U THE PUNK BITCH!!
(4)Carter- you dont jump in front of a black man on a buffet line!
(5)CHAN- in hong kong i michael jackson u toto
Carter- you mean tito totos wut we had for dinner last night
(6) Carter singing- Cant stop til i get enough wont stop til the music ah wont stop til the music stops....ILL be right back ill be right back

by mxc luver January 15, 2005