4ft nothing

The exact precise measurement of every lil man you see.If you meet a shortass bloke you instantly know he measures four feet tall and no more.people this height usually suffer from little mans syndrome
witness sees little man snatch old ladies handbag gives officer his description of offender,"he wasnt NOT a midget or dwarf but i definately know he was 4ft nothing."
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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Chicken Drumsticks

A pair of womens legs with fat thighs and skinny ankles
cellulite and skankles all in one
I've seen celluliteand chunky dimples and thunderthighs but that is the biggest pair of chicken drumsticks i have ever seen
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.
man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
by munyuck February 02, 2009
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Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.
mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.
by munyuck February 03, 2009
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Wads

alot of notes of cash money or loot ...a fat wallet or purse.
When he opened his wallet i thought gee he is rolling in it...he had wads of cash.
by munyuck October 13, 2008
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Munyuck

To loose the plot entirely to the point of smashing,breaking,hollering,bellowing and letting all your anger out in one amazing shared explosion.To go all out in an entirely beserk fit of rage that you have bottled up for a lengthy amount of time that may have been triggered by even a tivial matter and you want to share it with everybody and anything.
That was the last straw I went fucking MUNYUCK.
by munyuck October 06, 2008
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