munyuck's definitions

Mrs Titswobble

Name of the lady you see walking down the street with bouncy knockers.I see Mrs Titswobble all the time.Like god ,she can be anywhere, anytime.

Walking down the street and there she is again,The lady with her breasts jumping all over the place ,with every stride she takes,something seems familiar to you,and it's not her face,then you remember her name,Its Mrs Titswobble

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Babyhavingababy

A very young or underage child or teenager who is pregnant.They are still a child themselves expecting a child

You are over 21 ,strolling through the shops in the cheap end of town and see a baby bump on a teenage girl no more than 13 or 15 years old and you quietly think to yourself "well there's another babyhavingababy"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Earstrain

The art of melting your ear wax so your ear canal hairs can detect muffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.It causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.

mobile phone rings"hello,hello?"
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

by munyuck February 2, 2009

wig

To rip drag and grab someone in a fight by the hair.To pull out their hair and actually remove some.To literally try and dehair them without descalping
To make the enemy scream and cripple them by pulling their hair in a fight.

1"What did you call me?come here and say it to my face cunt.I'm gonna fucking wig ya!
2.He hit hit me first so i fuckin wigged that prick.

by munyuck January 18, 2009

Tab Abuse

Tab Abuse is when you are cross referecing information on the internet ,but are really engrossed when you find more info.You intend to come back to read that page.you start opening more tabs, multitasking tabs until you have so many open your internet explorer encounters a problem needs to shut down and you loose them all at once.

"WOW look at the bottom of my pc screen! There are so many tabs open that they have shortened in length to double over themselves."I think I have a problem,I am using tab abuse again,I have become tab abuser."

by munyuck February 2, 2009