mtf's definitions

Hall Pass

A week off from marriage to do whatever you want without consequences.

Guy 1:
I am headed off to Vegas for a week of unbridled debauchery and serious shananigans.

Guy 2:
What? Did you get a Hall Pass from your wife?

Guy 1:
Yes, actually I did.

Guy 2:
Lucky!

by MTF March 12, 2011

W T F

Days of the week abbreviation: (W)ednesday (T)hursday (F)riday

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F ...

by mtf November 14, 2011

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011