mr. terrence l. trezvant's definitions

Blue Star Ointment

An ointment for any opposite team the Dallas Cowboys play, especially when they're about to beat the Dallas Cowboys.

I love seeing that Blue Star Ointment applied on the Dallas Cowboys.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 25, 2004

cock and bullshit story

1. A fabricated or highly exaggerated story intended to deceive.

2. A made up story or an exaggerated story, especially if someone sales it as being true.

I don't want to hear another cock and bullshit story about how you don't front.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 7, 2009

kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

pick

An interception, mainly in the game of football.

Good defense, majority of the time, makes a quarterback throw a pick.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 28, 2006

Have it both ways

Achieve two mutually exclusive objectives at the same time, especially in a selfish manner.

Reneé wants to have it both ways—by having her boyfriend to live with her. It involves paying on all her bills (instead of their bills) and pay child support on their daughters.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2004

samely

1. Anything, anywhere or anybody that represents no change.

2. Someone, somewhere or something that's plain, always the same and never will change.

This place is too samely cause its too plain.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 30, 2009

catch-23

1. Revenge for the happening of a catch or catch-22.

2. A consequence for lies or a deceptive course of action.

3. An act of solving a problem by creating a larger problem.

NOTE: An example of a catch-23 can be based on SOMEBODY making SOMEONE pay for their trickery or being scandalous.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 11, 2008