mr. buggaloo's definitions

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004

ling ling

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

lingaling

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".

Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

Kip

a dog's name given to humans

C'mere Kip!...here boy...go fetch! Good boy, Kip!

by mr. buggaloo October 3, 2004

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

Edward Scissorhands

any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...

a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...

by mr. buggaloo October 2, 2004