Definitions by mr. buggaloo

office jerk 

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

office jerk by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004

Kip 

a dog's name given to humans

C'mere Kip!...here boy...go fetch! Good boy, Kip!

Kip by mr. buggaloo October 3, 2004

Edward Scissorhands 

any guy with long nails and dirty hands and looks kinda spooked...

a street junkie with a crack habit and dirty ass nails...

Edward Scissorhands by mr. buggaloo October 2, 2004

shizer 

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

shizer by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

lingaling 

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".

Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...

lingaling by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

ling ling 

baby talk for "penis".

My "ling ling" is burning...

ling ling by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

St. Valentine's Day Massacre 

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

St. Valentine's Day Massacre by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004