DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
by MR WOLF October 23, 2007
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Bead Bait

Good looking (not a requirement) women (usually drunk) who are willing to expose themselves (mostly breasts) for Mardi Gras beads.
My chick turned into bead bait during Mardi Gras. She collected so many beads that we ended up throwing them into our trees. Now we have tree bling.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
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SLEAZEL

Combination of sleaze and a weasel or a sleazel. Allows you to combine two adjectives in the place of one.
The brothers ratted me out to the boss, fricking sleazels!

Ratso always did bad with any information he gathered, what a sleazel.
by MR WOLF November 06, 2010
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CITY TITTIES

City titties are the raised, reflective markers used to separate city traffic lanes. They make the distinctive thump, thump, thump, sound as you drive to the outer edges of a lane. They assist the daydreaming or drunk driver that they are going adrift in a sea of concrete.
Mr Wolf gets super annoyed when a driver rides the city titties hard and cause the passengers dental filings to fall out.

After leaving the bar, Kimster used the city titties to get out of the city to the safety of country roads.

Steve is convinced that city titties were put on the road to piss him off daily.
by MR WOLF January 24, 2008
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CRIB MIDGET

Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.

"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."

The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.

San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
by MR WOLF January 25, 2008
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INDIANS? DOT OR FEATHER?

When discussing Indians there is often confusion about who you're talking about, native Americans or people from India. To clarify the matter you can ask, "Dot or feather?" The feather refering to native Americans or dot, referring to the red dot worn by Indian women.
Judy said, "I was downtown and a large group of Indians were in the park."
Chesney replied, "Indians? Dot or feather?"
Judy replied, "Feathers."

Steve said, "There's a new Indian TV channel on Direct."
Tilt replied, "Dot or feather?"
Steve, "Dot, lots of dots."
by MR WOLF September 17, 2007
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tree bling

All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.

Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
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