Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend

it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover

by mr cod September 2, 2022

janny burger

a meal for a hard working bricklayer after a hard days work created by Jan Colwell from bognor regis

I'm starving i hope ive got janny burgers for tea when I get home

by mr cod March 5, 2022

nanny mince

a meal cooked by the sexy Paula nanna Fox from peacehaven for her lovely boyfriend Paul for his tea in his caravan to give him the energy to make mad passionate love to her afterwards

"hello darling what's for tea ? " ive made nanny mince to give you the energy to sort my poom poom out later"

by mr cod June 2, 2023

benny hill

the nick name given to one of the most handsome and greatest bricklayers in the universe

who's that gorgeous bricklayer over there oh that's Paul aka benny hill not only is he one the best looking blokes on the planet he's a brilliant trowel

by mr cod September 3, 2022

Danny Fox

an in the closet rough bricklayer from Southampton who undresses his work mates with his eyes

backs against the wall boys Danny Fox the brown hatter has just walked on the job

by mr cod September 4, 2022

busa boy

a safe word for very gay biker gang from Southampton who's president is Loz Kelly

oh Loz please be gentle with me ill shout busa boy if you go to far and get the cunts to sort you out

by mr cod November 6, 2022

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024