Definitions by mossyrock
chef's special sauce
The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.
chef's special sauce by mossyrock September 4, 2014
double hippopotamus
When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".
Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.
double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014
buyarrhea
A disease in which a man's credit card mysteriously hemorrhages money while in his wife's possession.