Definitions by morningwood faerie

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Morning Wood Fairy by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

woody 

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

woody by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

double bag 

when you have to make the dude use two condoms.

"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"

double bag by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle 

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

Fuck-Knuckle by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

arse-holiness 

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

arse-holiness by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

non't 

abbreviation of No Don't

non't touch my boobs, or you WILL be punished.

non't by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003