Definitions by morningwood faerie

woody 

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

woody by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle 

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

Fuck-Knuckle by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

non't 

abbreviation of No Don't

non't touch my boobs, or you WILL be punished.

non't by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

double bag 

when you have to make the dude use two condoms.

"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"

double bag by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

Morning Wood Fairy by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

arse-holiness 

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

arse-holiness by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003