woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003

Morning Wood Fairy

The fairy who visits men in the night, mysteriously leaving them with a woody when they awake.

"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003

Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003

non't

abbreviation of No Don't

non't touch my boobs, or you WILL be punished.

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003

double bag

when you have to make the dude use two condoms.

"He's from the navy, a different girl in each port. So I double bag him"

by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003