mooseshadows's definitions

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

pass out and cry

going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.

Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.

by mooseshadows December 5, 2012

Denver Rock Slide

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

by mooseshadows March 16, 2015

#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.

got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.

by mooseshadows December 5, 2012