Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.
Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.
by mooseshadows February 07, 2019
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#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.
got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.
by mooseshadows November 30, 2012
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Famous Anus

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.
Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.
by mooseshadows December 19, 2012
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moscow kyle

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.
Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.
by mooseshadows August 17, 2017
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