Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

by mooseshadows April 01, 2025

Yella Cat

A cat from Alabama, Yellow in color, loving in nature. And a fierce hunter of mice.

Yella Cat came in to our lives like a song and left behind a melody we shall never forget.

by mooseshadows January 13, 2015

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.

got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.

by mooseshadows December 05, 2012

Denver Rock Slide

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

by mooseshadows March 16, 2015