mooseshadows's definitions

pass out and cry

going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.

Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.

by mooseshadows December 5, 2012

#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.

got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.

by mooseshadows December 5, 2012

Famous Anus

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.

Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.

by mooseshadows December 19, 2012

Buzzsplain

The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.

Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.

“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”

by mooseshadows June 10, 2022

Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

by mooseshadows April 1, 2025