Definitions by mooseshadows

Hot Tub Slime Machine 

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

Hot Tub Slime Machine by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Yella Cat 

A cat from Alabama, Yellow in color, loving in nature. And a fierce hunter of mice.

Yella Cat came in to our lives like a song and left behind a melody we shall never forget.

Yella Cat by mooseshadows January 13, 2015

Famous Anus 

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.

Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.

Famous Anus by mooseshadows December 19, 2012

pass out and cry

going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.

Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.

pass out and cry by mooseshadows December 5, 2012

#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.

got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.

#poac by mooseshadows December 5, 2012