#poac

twitter hashtag for when you just want to pass out and cry.

got messed up at a football tailgate. too much whiskey. time to #poac.

by mooseshadows November 30, 2012

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Famous Anus

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.

Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.

by mooseshadows December 19, 2012

moscow kyle

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.

Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.

by mooseshadows August 17, 2017