Ateaser

Radiohead obsessed weirdo.

Gee, that henryfish is a real ateaser.

by moose November 22, 2003

Scrimp

A term used to ask if anyone wants to throw down on your shrimp

HEY WHO'S GOT 8 BUCKS on my MA FUCKIN SCRIMP!

by Moose June 12, 2004

Cleveland steamroom

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.

Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!

by Moose September 21, 2003

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.

I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.

by Moose August 30, 2004

vancosky

the greastest dude in our grade. uh, he has a mustache!

tim is hotter than your mom

by Moose November 18, 2004