burpspeak

The words you speak when you burp.

John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer.

by moooooog35 October 26, 2009

slushveling

slushveling (v.): The practice of shoveling slush (snow + water).

It's just like regular shoveling, except you immediately throw out your fucking back.

Six inches of snow, then it started raining. I spent 2 hours slushveling, then a week at the chiropractor adjusting my new bout of scoliosis. I'm moving to Florida. Fuck this shit.

by moooooog35 December 09, 2009

Serial Shitter

Someone who is constantly shitting, talking about going to take a shit, or talking about the shit they took.

John the serial shitter just headed off to the bathroom to take his third shit of the day. I know this because for some fucking reason he won't stop telling me about his other ones. I know one had no breakage and possibly set a length record, and the other had orange specks in it.

by moooooog35 December 21, 2009

El Poopacabra

A poop of such evil magnitude that it is feared by local natives, much like the El Chupacabra itself.

I just unleashed El Poopacabra. Might want to stay out of there unless you have fire.

by moooooog35 February 25, 2011

Star Cybering

Having Cyber Sex with someone but doing all the chatting as if it was Yoda.

Him: inside you I will be

Her: ?

Him: mmmm...wet..you are...

Her: Are you cybering me as yoda?

Him: Called Star Cybering it is

Her: this is weird

Him: ..hard..my cock is...inside you put it I will

Her: HOT

by moooooog35 April 25, 2010

Holemates

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.

Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.

by moooooog35 October 07, 2009

frajazzling

Frazzled Vajazzling.

Similar to vajazzling, (the act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions) except you put the jewels and shit all over the place in random patterns like you had an epileptic seizure while doing it.

Sue started vajazzling carefully, but then figured that it would look better if her vagina looked like an exploded crystal mine with crap EVERYWHERE so she opted for frajazzling instead.

by moooooog35 March 31, 2010