Kaviar

1. (kaviar)Poop eaten for sexual gratification.

2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.

I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!

Kaviar by monkiki March 27, 2005

kaviar

eating very high-quality poop from a woman. this act is so fucking perverse I can't believe I love it but I do!

Today i got a phone call from this girl at school who told me she was having a kaviar party tonight and wanted me to come.

kaviar by logman February 25, 2004

kaviar

Scat, especially when used in a sexual context.

I just downloaded a hot kaviar video!

kaviar by Doc Sigma November 29, 2003

kavior 

that one sus kid that acts gay but really isnt

yo is that kavior that gay person that loves shoving dildos up his anal and belly button

kavior by imsogaythiskidfucking August 18, 2020

Kavir Doty 

an iron man fanboy who is also black.

Kavir Doty, your skin sure has a lot of melanin today!

Kavir Doty by hAgetREKTBoOMer September 6, 2020

Kavia 

Kavia is supposedly the name of a very very unknown, uncommon Greek or roman goddess, though I have yet to find the goddess despite my hours upon hours of searching.

Kavia is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is aggressive. But this is to your advantage. She will most definitely stand up for you if you are friends. Not kidding, like, hit a girl in the head with a dictionary, aggressive! Probably the temper associated with her bright red hair.

Kavia gets jealous easily, but she's most likely better than you in every way possible already (or thinks she is)...so don't worry about it.

Kavia is also insanely skinny. You will be worried at one point in your friendship about her eating habits, but I assure you, she IS eating, A LOT! She just has some creepy ability to never gain a pound.

At the end of the day, Kavia is a great friend that is good for you to have, keep her around. After a while, she'll be done dealing with your crap, and will give up on you. So be sure to make an effort.

Dude! Kavia totally just beat up that chick!

Kavia by Middles November 4, 2012

Kavian 

Who's Kavian? Simply put, a God among men, the future ruler of the world, and a fine pimp that ain't afraid to slap you across the face with his cock.

It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.

Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.

His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.

After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.

Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.

No mercy.

"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.

So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.

"Kavian died five years ago, but Death is to afraid to tell him."
~J.F.K

"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django

"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac

"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times

Kavian by Swag-Yolo420Blaze May 8, 2013