Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.
Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"
by Monkey April 25, 2005
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rusty

a bitch ass faggot who thinks he's crazy but ain't and talks a lot of shit behind peoples backs
by Monkey January 31, 2004
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Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.
Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"
by Monkey January 12, 2008
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Shanu

Your the shanuest guy here
by Monkey June 19, 2003
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puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"
puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch
by monkey May 22, 2004
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diesel

An average player who thinks he's l337
by Monkey June 14, 2003
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