monkey's definitions

ups

to run or leave

that nigga was ups when them g's came looking for him

by Monkey January 31, 2004

pull it

do something

pull it motherfucka

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

Utena

An anime surrounding a girl who goes to a private school to find the "prince" who saved her life as a child and ends up getting mixed up in duels for the power to revolutionize the world.

Very common in shoujo ai and yuri circles for the pairing UtenaxAnthy

I want a replica of the Sword of Dios from Utena!

by Monkey December 6, 2004

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

by monkey November 17, 2003

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003