An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.
by Monkey June 04, 2004
If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.
by Monkey December 05, 2004
by Monkey September 27, 2004
He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.
by monkey January 28, 2005