When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
Girl: "We going out tonight? It's gonna be fun!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"
Other girl: "Yes! Make sure to wear your slutjustable top!"
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
Guy 1: "Yooo we went to Tijuana and your girl went hard on various snacks the whole time!'
Guy 2: "Yeah .. I'm dating a real snoblin"
Guy 2: "Yeah .. I'm dating a real snoblin"
by monicaheddneck September 15, 2023
When you go to Starbucks and they have "Indian Chai Tea", which is silly because 'chai' already means tea.
It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
It's basically like calling it "Indian Tea Tea".
So as a further bastardization, the whole situation is made worse by referring it simply as "Chindian Tea."
Monica: "Hey, wanna meet up at the Laurel Village Starbucks and talk about our relationships with men and our relationship to food?"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
Somya: "Absolutely! Let's get some chindian tea!"
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
The opposite of people pleaser.
Guy: "I can't believe you put Chumbawumba on the jukebox at the bar just to torture everyone here!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"
Other guy: "What can I say, I'm just a people displeaser!"
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023
by monicaheddneck March 16, 2024