moco & p-phat's definitions

Black Myth

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

OKC Steamer

While an enemy sleeps, you hook up a sex swing above him or her. You climb into the swing and twist up the cords. As the swing untwists, you shit on your enemy's face. The untwisting of the swing causes your shit to curl into the form of a funnel, which makes you a human tornado. The OKC Steamer is also known as the Oklahoma Shitty.

Randy, the asshole, is due for an OKC Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

31 Gun Salute

31 guys climaxing on a whore during a gang bang

Jenna graves the 31 Gun Salute!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Sexsational

The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex

The fuck fest was sexsational!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Go Suck A Dick

Phrase yelled at a tool (a person pissing you off)

Adrien: I no like Americans (in a French accent).

P-Phat: Adrien, Go Suck A Dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Tit Gut Fuck

When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck

Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007