moco & p-phat's definitions

Designated Hog Smoker

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Q-wad

2 dicks in the pink (pussy) and 2 dicks in the stink (ass)

Sorority girls hope that frat boys will q-wad them!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Stray

A broad who is out alone, without her pack, just looking to get laid

I nailed a stray last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

BJer

A blow job; a BJ (fellatio, oral sex, etc.)

I bet Topanga, with her DSL, gives a damn fine BJer!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012