The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012

Vagtastic Voyager

1. Someone who likes to explore vagina
2. A guy who loves pussy
3. A fuck guru, i.e. Ron Jeremy

The movie "Super Bad" references Vagtastic Voyager several times!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)

President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2012

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Spunky Dunkers

Cookies dunked into cum instead of milk and then eaten

Bitches love eating spunky dunkers!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Jizz Toss

Aiming your climax to toss (shoot) it (your jizz) into your broad's mouth (Best used with The Footlong)

Edith caught MOCO's jizz toss last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008