Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway

Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!

Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Stinky Pinky

With a butthole virgin, put in your pinky before putting in your cock (unless they are the same size); she will need to work her way up in grandeur (size)

Before exploring Butthole Pleasures with Lisa, MOCO decided to perform a Stinky Pinky, thus saving himself a Log Jam!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008