Baldy

Shaved muff, rootie kazootie, Brazilena. A hairless mons. A waxjob.

Thanks to her baldy, she was the most popular cheerleader in the school.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

Brazilena

A wax job, a muffless muff or "buff"

Her Brazilena allowed her to wear/the tiniest bikini without unsightly hair.

by Moby Doug April 07, 2009

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

lipopotamus

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

by Moby Doug January 24, 2009

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009