moFo's definitions

Austin, TX

Standard abbreviated geographical name for the City of Austin in Texas.

"Welcome to Austin, TX"

by mofo February 29, 2004

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

The So

a drinking trick that involves chasing pure vodka with pure beer...its called "The So" because it gets you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk.

Gabo: hey lets grab the ped
andrew: oh but how can we do it?
goma: fucking fucker calillo knows!
calillo: oh we'll try "the so"!
gabo: yea, the "so"!
andrew: oh ok lets grab the ped now...

by moFo July 21, 2004

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

mathan

he is so cool

here mathan, have $1000

by mofo July 29, 2003

BBD

Big Bowl of Dick

Synonomis with Hole in the head

I can use another crappy gift from my relatives about as much as a Big Bowl of Dick.

by mofo August 5, 2004

sweendogg

Used when describing a cool ass mofo

"Yo, Sweendogg!!!!"

by mofo July 3, 2004