mjpdii's definitions

beaverburp

Air in the vagina that is released by a good fucking.

I love the way that beaverburp sounded as I pulled my cock out of her tight pussy.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumkettel

Someone who is used just for cumming in.

That bitch is just my personal cumkettel.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

cumchugger

Someone who loves to drink cum.

I nutted in a glass and my girlfriend drank it like it was nothing and wanted more, but this time she got it stright from the tube, what a cumchugger she is.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

poleclimber

Someone who loves dick, man or woman.

Your a fuckin poleclimber.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

nuttcuddler

Someone who is a homosexual.

Your such a fuckin nuttcuddler.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003