mitchell man's definitions
pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.
Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
by Mitchell man November 4, 2009
Get the pitch-in pride perkermug. Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
by Mitchell man August 2, 2009
Get the Carni -cootiesmug. xbox zombie is the state-of-mind that you are in when your Xbox 360 is broken. You don't show any emotion, just playing Xbox 360 in your head.
Aaron: Jared are you Ok? You look like you are missing your best friend.
Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.
Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.
Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.
Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.
by Mitchell Man February 19, 2009
Get the Xbox zombiemug. Turd Touching Cotton
When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
When someone has to poop so bad that the turd breaks thru the asshole and touches your underwear (but not quite pooping your pants)
by Mitchell man May 15, 2008
Get the TTCmug. When you spend the day shitting on the edge of the boat because you drank too much beer the night before.
fish'n shits
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
Jared: Wow!!! that's my 10th keeper bass today. Tim, how many have you caught?
Tim: I caught me a bad case of fish'n shits. I can't even get to my pole. Hey!! hand me a cigarette!
by Mitchell Man July 2, 2008
Get the fish'n shitsmug. Gatlin gun is multiple pelvic thrusts while ejecting yourself from a chair. Normally a sound effect is acceptable (bam,bam,.........bam).
While Aaron was getting out of his seat. He yelled to Jared and said "Gatlin Gun" bam,bam,.........bam!!!!
by Mitchell man May 21, 2008
Get the Gatlin Gunmug. chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.
Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.
by Mitchell man November 9, 2009
Get the chocomaniacmug.