faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.

You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

munch time

Another word for lunch time or a time to go down on a vagina

Its munch time, ive got cheese sandwiches. Or

Its munch time, I hope she's washed her muff this time, last time when I went down on her pussy I retrieved a used condom. Yummy

by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

crows toe

An old female fanny crack that shows though there clothing ( see camel toe)

Eweeee I was looking for young camel toe, but I saw only crows toe, maybe shouldn't have picked the bingo hall to go camel toeing

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

slurpper

When one swallows ones love juices, the noise made when swallowing sperm, or someone who overly enjoys sucking cock and swallowing male sperm

She loves cock so much she's a slurpper

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015