mitch00uk's definitions

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

useless tool

Someone who is good for nothing

Don't be such a useless tool mate, it isn't hard to work out which shoe goes on which foot

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

caughtogasm

Caught-o-gasm meaning caught masterbating at the moment of orgasm

My mum walked in just as I was cumming , I was caughtogasm

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

kicked in the stick

Another word for being kicked in the penis or privates

Shit, I've just been kicked in the stick, my dick! My dick! The pain the pain!!!

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating

Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

cockpower

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015