mitch00uk's definitions

moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

granny fannying

Seeking out mature women for sexual adventures

Are you coming to the tea dance tonight Jim,

Yep I'm up for some granny fannying

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015