Definitions by mitch00uk

one up the bum no harm done 

After gay anal sex that hasn't caused no bleeding

One up the bum no harm done that's what he said after jumping out of the bushes bending me over and ripping my cum stained pants off,

one up the bum no harm done by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

shoehorne by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

gamble hole 

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen

I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess

gamble hole by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

ball smacking 

An sexual act involving wanking and smacking/slapping of the mans testicles

Have u ever tried ball smacking? Just as u cum, ur balls are smacked its brilliant, but u should see the swelling

ball smacking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

pussy hiking 

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

pussy hiking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tampax raider 

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

tampax raider by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

birdy pecking 

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015