Definitions by mitch00uk

scum pit

A very dirty room or place

Clean your scum pit of a room

scum pit by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

cod squirt 

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

cod squirt by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

pussy cueing 

Playing snooker while using a females pussy as a rest or for general play, the lady lies down on the table and u slide the cue upon the top of the vagina till steady, than take your shot and hope you pot the pink and not the brown

Wanna game of snooker , Emma said she's up for some pussy cueing , as long as we don't pot the brown

pussy cueing by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

the stink bug 

A sexual position , the man sqauts down and the women sits on the mans lap, while he enters her ass hole, while the man hops around the room,

Linda are you up for the doing the stink bug tonight

the stink bug by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

mum and dad sandwich 

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

mum and dad sandwich by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

scammel nuts 

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

scammel nuts by mitch00uk March 27, 2015