mister delicious's definitions

hotter than a pot of neckbones

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

by mister delicious February 1, 2007

slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!

Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.

by mister delicious July 31, 2007

Juke Master

That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.

That freakin Juke Master Dion is at it again; he's unbelieveable!

by mister delicious June 14, 2007

flip-the-snip

to reverse a vasectomy.

Christian really wanted another kid, so he decided to flip-the-snip

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

evil water

Slang term for booze. Named as such due to the evil effects (on both the body and behavior) it will provide for the person drinking it.

Your at the ginmill again, Murph. Geez, you just cant get enough of that evil water, can ya?

by mister delicious August 25, 2008

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009