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collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.
Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.
by mister delicious June 16, 2007
mugGet the collars for dollarsmug.

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.
Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
by mister delicious January 27, 2022
mugGet the Status quovidmug.

bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!
Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.
by mister delicious July 31, 2007
mugGet the bowling ballmug.

pimp button

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.
My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.
by mister delicious July 24, 2007
mugGet the pimp buttonmug.

Saint Patricks Day

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
by mister delicious February 24, 2007
mugGet the Saint Patricks Daymug.

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.
Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.
by mister delicious June 26, 2007
mugGet the R.I.P. posemug.

titanic

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.
Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.
by mister delicious June 2, 2007
mugGet the titanicmug.

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