mister delicious's definitions

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

hotter than a pot of neckbones

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

by mister delicious February 1, 2007

bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!

Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.

by mister delicious July 31, 2007

Juke Master

That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.

That freakin Juke Master Dion is at it again; he's unbelieveable!

by mister delicious June 14, 2007

flip-the-snip

to reverse a vasectomy.

Christian really wanted another kid, so he decided to flip-the-snip

by mister delicious February 16, 2007

Ridrunkulous

Your typical obscene, obnoxious behavior displayed while heavily intoxicated.

Carlos was his typical ridrunkulous self yesterday after a bottle and a half of whiskey.

by mister delicious February 8, 2007

titanic

The act of bumming a smoke off a person in which you take one, put it in your mouth and light it up, then you take another one and put it behind your ear.
It was the only cool thing that Leonardo Dicaprio's gay ass did during the movie TITANIC.

Some jag bag at the bar titanic'd me last night; that's the last time I bum a random a smoke.

by mister delicious June 2, 2007