slaybook

The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.

Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.

by mister delicious January 01, 2008

Have-Zee

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.

If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.

by mister delicious February 09, 2007

HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 09, 2008

slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 01, 2008

bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!

Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.

by mister delicious July 31, 2007