mister delicious's definitions

collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.

Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.

by mister delicious June 16, 2007

R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.

Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.

by mister delicious June 26, 2007

missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008

HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

pimp button

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.

My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.

by mister delicious July 24, 2007

Saint Patricks Day

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

by mister delicious February 24, 2007