mish's definitions

cockmatics

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

by Mish July 1, 2004

mizzashed

See mashed

Origin: Crowie, Canberra ACT

Fo sheezy.. i'm dizzown to get mizzashed tonight.

by mish May 6, 2004

p0wnage

A superlative term used majorly in the online gaming community, describing victorious cry of the enemy player as his gaming skills outstand skills of the other player. This is commonly used when the other player frags its enemy player in a concentrated ratio. The original term is Owned, but since the l337 speech, it is spelled with a zero and a deliberate mistype (just like in the word teh) with a p on the beginning.

Haha, p0wned n00b!

by Mish February 15, 2004

Blehj

Blehj is a universal word that can be used as any part of the sentence. It is often used in friendly and fun situations as it replaces a name of a person who you are somehow familiar with. Can be also spelled Blej.

Hello blehj. How you doin blehj?

by Mish February 15, 2004

Pweb

Pweb is a name of a made up animal with green soggy skin and bipedal structure and an overall "froggy" look. A response to the word is often that the other person grabs his/hers cheeks, stretches them out and starts doing shortly interrupted churchling sounds.
Pwebs have been invented in UK during an English lesson as a part of a social debate concerning gypsy community.

Pweb is teh pwab is teh plime to the twab.

by Mish February 15, 2004

Mufflowne

Mufflowne is a madeup animal by Aleks Vujovic which quickly became popular in the community. The creature is very small, about 7 cm in height (including ears) with a bipedal structure, fur and the ability of gliding short distances. It is often described as a North-American flyng squirrel and a bunny rabbit cross. It has very flexible bones, indegistible apetite for sexual intercourse and as a general rule it is very cute.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the word muff apart from it's first 4 letters.

Mufflownes like to rape elephants.

by Mish February 15, 2004

oht

One Handed Typing.
An art mastered by Coleman, the original Llama. It is the art of washing face, whilst typing.

1. That was a great oht.
2. Have you finished oht'ing yet?

by Mish September 12, 2003