meaterus

Slang term for a womans uterus, first used in Christchurch, New Zealand.

"It's that time of the month again. It's like all the energy has been taken from my extremities and is centralised in my meaterus!"

by Mish June 17, 2006

tard ass

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

by mish February 11, 2005

Pweb

Pweb is a name of a made up animal with green soggy skin and bipedal structure and an overall "froggy" look. A response to the word is often that the other person grabs his/hers cheeks, stretches them out and starts doing shortly interrupted churchling sounds.
Pwebs have been invented in UK during an English lesson as a part of a social debate concerning gypsy community.

Pweb is teh pwab is teh plime to the twab.

by Mish February 15, 2004

Stfua

Still totally find u awesome

Stfua, Melissa!

by Mish March 05, 2017

naujizz

when a guy jizzes all over a gurl'z body, mainly boobs, and den eats it off. usually occurs during sex.
shortened to- nauj

1.he naujed on me last night
2.would you like me to naujizz on u?
3.ill nauj on her

by mish April 10, 2003

cockmatics

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

by Mish July 01, 2004

oht

One Handed Typing.
An art mastered by Coleman, the original Llama. It is the art of washing face, whilst typing.

1. That was a great oht.
2. Have you finished oht'ing yet?

by Mish September 12, 2003