miranda's definitions

GP

Someone who has a giant penis!

Dang! Look at that GP!

by Miranda February 18, 2004

titfuck

its when a guy throws some astroglide on a bitches tits and glides his dick back n forth making friction to bust a fuckin nutt

yes mark placed his dong inbetween jills tits and slobed on her face

by miranda April 21, 2004

jacked

1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.

1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."

by Miranda November 21, 2003

Randi

when one feels sexual urges.

"Are you feeling Randi, baby?"

by Miranda August 13, 2004

country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw


And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

by Miranda May 13, 2005