mikey g's definitions

Math

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

by Mikey G October 21, 2003

gay buttsex

When two males try to wordbugger/word each other, or the act of one man getting his poop chute plundered by another dude's schlizzong.

Ja Rule loves the gay buttsex

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

Titties

1.) The most beautiful things in the world.
2.) Slang term referring to the mammary glands of females (and sometimes males).
3.) The TRUE best stuff on earth
4.) An expression used by many to convey happiness, elation, and excitement.

1.) I love me some titties.
2.) See them titties?
3.) Man, those are some great titties.
4.) Titties!

by Mikey G September 12, 2003

nerd level

An idea of someone's level of nerdiness, probably created by a NERD.

Nerds! The nerd level of this word is 10!!!

by Mikey G October 31, 2003

TRL

Stands for Testicularly Retarded Loungelizard. Referring to the onetime host, Cartoon Daily. Means a sleazy corporate assmuncher, who only has balls when he is far, far away from his MTV building. Up until that point, he slurps MTV's big, fat corporate sausage until it pokes out his ass.

Did you see YET ANOTHER shitty mallpunk/shitpop/whiningweasel band on TRL? Man, I almost crapped a Cessna.

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

cockandballs

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

by Mikey G October 20, 2003