baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

Baby's Lunch 

Triple seventeen on a standard dartboard.

When Josh hit a triple seventeen while throwing a leg of darts with Dan. Dan said "nuh-uh nigga, that's the Baby's Lunch."

Baby's Lunch by grape juice December 9, 2008

baby's lunchbag 

As defined in Frisky Dingo, it refers to female breasts (or overweight male breasts).

X-tacle: "Baby's lunchbag!"
(Starts feeling Wendall's breasts)
Wendall: "Om-nom-nom-nom"
X-tacle: "Eat that lunch, baby."

baby's lunchbag by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH June 3, 2009

Baby's Head 

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Baby's head. Noun, Steak (and sometimes kidney) pudding, especially when ordering from a chippy, and so called because of it's close resemblance to a baby's head. Most commonly ordered with Peas and gravy.

Correct pronunciation: "Babbiz yed"

Ey up lass I'll have Babbiz Yed (baby's head), peas & gravy twice, please.

Baby's Head by Leyther lad August 14, 2017

baby's handbag 

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

baby's handbag by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Baby's First

Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably should’ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a baby’s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.

Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!

Baby's First by Hay_Hay_Hay October 25, 2019

baby's on the half tip 

A slang phrase created by pot-smokers in the movie "Lady in the Water." Its meaning remains ambiguous.

"Let's throw a party!"
"Baby's on the half tip!"

baby's on the half tip by luvsfab4 September 8, 2008