5 definitions by mike s

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

Bizotch

Another way of saying bitch, which means:
1. A girl whos jelous of other people, who takes other people's things, slutty, mean, and illeterate. Usually the only job they can get at the age of 18 is babysitting.
2. A term that refers to a female dog
3. Sabrina

There goes Sabrina the bitch

by mike s June 22, 2004

boat race

A drinking contest you fool

Hey, we won the boat race and didn't go near the lake!

by mike s September 11, 2003

johnson & wales

A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES

I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.

by mike s June 18, 2006

Banination

To be banned from particicipating in a forum. To be exiled.

Derived from "burninate" (Trogdor)

He faces certain banination for that remark.

by mike s June 14, 2004