mike hunt's definitions

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

house hippo

lives in canada and eastern united states, house hippos eat chips, raisins, and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. they make their nests out of dryer lint, lost mittens , and bits of string. the nest has to be very soft and warm, house hippos sleep, 16 hours a day.

from the concerned children advertising

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 2, 2003

bovay

A very smelly kid with good intentions yet no style.

We should set bovay on fire.

by Mike Hunt October 7, 2003

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.

Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

grocott

slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time.

Don't buy that bed I'll grocott

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005