mike hunt's definitions

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

sexwee

dickwad,cum

slitty-eyed before the sexwee came

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

cafer

Word meaning nigger made when South Africa was taken over and ruled by whites.

My grandfather owned your's you fuckin cafer!

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

bonerable

a female who is worthy of stabning one's cock into.

John: "Hey look at that bitch over there."
Me: "Oh yea she's bonerable!"

by mike hunt October 26, 2003