Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

mike hunt

the joke name you use when you make a prank call to a female in a public place (eg., a barmaid)

(barmaid to customers) "has anybody seen mike hunt?"

by mike hunt October 28, 2004

Lakal

It has no meaning, it just sounds ever so Nazi-like and evil

Ooh shnit-me shmytin Lakal

by Mike Hunt February 03, 2004

dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.

Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

wichinga

literarlly; a vagina

a demeaning term, usually to put someone down for being a wuss. As in being a vagina.

Joe, quit being such a wichinga. Its just a damn spider.

by Mike hunt March 08, 2004

skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes

"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"

by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003

tobagon

the act of a girl giving one head while one rides her down the stairs forcing the head to move in a pleasing motion violently to bring instant oral gratification

your mother gives a great tobagon

by mike hunt December 31, 2004