nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

yut

Derogative slang for a native American.

Did you see all those yuts when were were at the casino? Of course the place was full of yuts, we were on a reservation dumbass.

by Mike Hunt March 04, 2004

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004

antiwar protestor

a gay piece of shit who doesn't understand that sometimes war is the only way.

Hey look at that antiwar protestor over there.

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2003

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

copenhagen

Brand of chewing tobacco, comes in Long Cut, Snuff, and Black (bourbon flavored).

by Mike Hunt August 02, 2003