mike hunt's definitions

kes

A poor little rat man who invites himself over, and thinks he knows everything. A gossipking.

that bloody kes wants to comeover to my household.

by Mike Hunt October 31, 2003

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

stek

Also in some South American indian tribes it Stek is also known as the lips of a womens vagina that has elephantitis of the vagina.

Wow, Alexs mother has stek lips.
You stupid stek!

by Mike Hunt March 2, 2005

Beast

Defenition of beast = Alison Eastman

Man.. i can't believe that beast looked at me.

by Mike Hunt November 11, 2003