mike comanche's definitions

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.

Jeff is a non-droker

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.

BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew Jitsu

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009