30 definitions by mike comanche

free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.

I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!

by mike comanche March 23, 2009

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Jew Egg

Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

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Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).

BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

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kara-archeologist

KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.

"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

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flying fuck maneuver

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

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