Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?
JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!
Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
