Gayze

When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
by Mike Comanche March 05, 2009
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footblinder

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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pussuade

When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Lezbophobic

I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Bachelor

Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
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oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009
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Jew Egg

I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
by Mike Comanche March 04, 2009
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