mike's definitions

Midnight Fog

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

by Mike June 5, 2004

giver pig

Used extensively in the Ottawa Valley by "hicks" when they are talking about snowmobiling.
Meaning: Must give it all you got, step on it, lets fuckin get it going.

Alright man , lets giver pig

by Mike October 20, 2004

Muldoon

Female reproductive organ.
See tooter for male repoductive organ.

Kids, stop laughing at the dog.
She has a nice Muldoon.

by Mike January 13, 2005

Cave Nigger

Osama Bin Laden reference

Osama Bin Laden is a stinky Camel-Fucking Cave Nigger

by mike April 17, 2005

pacman fever

when you think your on a roll on pac-man but you aren't so you sue nintendo for the mr. limmiwinks quest game coming out in 2005!!!

my nipples are hard Zack...:)

by mike December 5, 2004

Pro Tools

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.

I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.

by Mike April 28, 2004

Swee

Verb,
The process of becoming erect.

"Mike was so hot he made me swee like I was 16 years old."

by Mike January 8, 2005