mike's definitions

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

Douching

An adjective used as an exclimation of extreme surprise when simply saying you've got to be shitting does not suffice.

As Pete was playing Madden he screamed "You've got to be douching me" when his QB fumbled for the third time in a row.

by Mike December 15, 2003

howcha

it is the combination of the words 'how' and 'you'. It has been officially created and owned by MiKe.

"Howcha doin buddy?"

by MiKe February 12, 2005

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 2, 2004

swabble

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

by mike May 27, 2004

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004