mike's definitions

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005

dooma

a sweet ass thing to smoke weed

he had a kickass dooma

by mike May 13, 2005

bear claw

Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.

Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.

by Mike March 27, 2005

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005

alchemy

the study of transmutation of objects.

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.

by mike March 28, 2005

Overshield

A "shield" armor in Halo or Halo 2 that is 3x as damage resistant as normal.

"Wow look at that deusch of a guy wearing that overshield because he is scared shitless someone is going to kill him in a video game!"

"Don't you snag my overshield or ill have to poop all over your chest"

by Mike March 28, 2005