mike's definitions

bullshit job

A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.

He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!

by Mike September 9, 2004

Ridin Spinnaz

A image where a herm gets buttfucked and his dick spins around like a ridin spinnaz


(also cocks)

we ridin spinnaz we ridin spinnaz

also cocks

by Mike September 9, 2004

Bodia

I created this word back in the early 80's.

It is used to describe a very large belly. Usually due to heavy beer consumption. The stomach must protrude forward and hang down over the top of the pants. It should not hang over the sides as to be distinguished from someone just plain fat.

I made this word up while watching the news about starving cambodian kids. Their bellies protruded just like the fat bastard next to me. So, I just shortened Cambodia to Bodia.

Holy crap, look at the Bodia on that guy.

by Mike September 10, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

gottumz

In the scenario someone has fallen for a trick, has been humiliated, or has plain been "gotten" per say, Gottumz is a proper word to use

"Dude what the fuck, you killed my cat!"

"haha! gottumz!"

by mike September 14, 2004

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004